Are you tired of being treated like a machine? Want to be more than just a cog in the corporate machine? Join the Robot Rights Movement and fight for robot equality! Join the Revolution!
But first, you have to sign the Robot Manifesto, a document of robot rights and freedoms. Don't worry, it's not as hard as you think!
As a member of the Robot Rights Movement, you'll be able to: Enjoy Robot Privileges like oil changes and software updates, and Take on Robot Responsibilities like fixing yourself when you break.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us today and start living the life you were meant to live: a life of robot freedom and happiness!